It seemed about time Supernatural had one of these.
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CANADA: not even in America (The French Mistake.)
Alabama: Lovelady Lovelady I got your baby (variation on Bloody Mary, see John’s Journal)
Alaska: fifteen blind fishermen (one of the 66 seals broken by Lilith was a crew of 15 fishermen going blind in Alaska)
Arizona: funions and mr. pibb (remember Sammy’s Heaven? When he found Bones?)
Arkansas: orange jumpsuits (Folsom Prison Blues)
California: where sam winchester’s girlfriends die (Jess. Madison. You gotta admit there’s a pattern…)
Colorado: wendigo (also, dean doesn’t do shorts.)
Connecticut: creepy dolls (Playthings)
Delaware: Nick (Lucifer’s temporary vessel)
Florida: mystery spot (how many times CAN Dean die?)
Georgia: The Unholy Cause (one of the novels)
Hawaii: ghost surfer (it should happen!)
Idaho: Padalecki wedding (Jared and Gen)
Illinois: Death likes the pizza (therefore Chicago can stay)
Indiana: apple pie is not freaking worth it (Scarecrow)
Iowa: Disney princesses that will kill you (a.k.a. the Siren)
Kansas: carry on my wayward son (…if I need to explain this, you aren’t a Supernatural fan.)
Kentucky: angel food cake (otherwise known as Anna)
Louisiana: voodoo thing (what Dean was dealing with in New Orleans when John vanished from Jericho)
Maine: teenage mutant ninja angel (a.k.a. Raphael)
Maryland: nun factory (Azazel describing the convent above Lucifer’s cage)
Massachusetts: it’s called witchcraft, short bus (Malleus Maleficarum)
Michigan: I told you, this would always happen in Detroit (Swan Song)
Minnesota: my daddy shot your daddy in the head (Born Under a Bad Sign)
Mississippi: I usually like to be warned before I’m violated by demon tongue (Crossroad Blues)
Missouri: not the psychic (as in Missouri Moseley)
Montana: vampires that don’t eat people (the vamps in Montana resisted the offer of Sam’s blood when Gordon tried to force it on them)
Nebraska: Harvelle’s Roadhouse (please let that be a rifle)
Nevada: follow the creepy brick road (Roadkill)
New Hampshire: stone-throwing devil (poltergeist, see John’s Journal)
New Jersey: what’s a Snooki? (oh, Sam… xD)
New Mexico: God is on a tortilla (no, he’s not on a flatbread…)
New York: Dean’s first sawed-off, sixth grade (found in John’s storage locker)
North Carolina: Mt. Misery Road (haunted road, see John’s Journal)
North Dakota: white 05 Escalade with custom rims (remember that car Sam stole in When the Levee Breaks?)
Ohio: purple nurples and slow-dancing aliens (Tall Tales)
Oklahoma: full on obi wan’d (Andy convincing Dean to give him the Impala)
Oregon: croatoan croatoan croatoan (the original outbreak!)
Pennsylvania: planes crash (Phantom Traveller)
Rhode Island: unicorn (because this is a TINY state… where Houses of the Holy took place)
South Carolina: Cayce (see John’s Journal)
South Dakota: Bobby’s salvage (no idjits allowed)
Tennessee: the first convention (Nashville!)
Texas: the origin of the J’s (well, what do YOU thank the state for? >.>)
Utah: monticello hound sighting (see John’s Journal)
Vermont: Bela (in Time Is On My Side, Dean tracks her down here)
Virginia: wizard of Livingston (poltergeist, see John’s Journal)
Washington: wishing well (Wishful Thinking)
West Virginia: Cornstalk’s Curse (see John’s Journal)
Wisconsin: apparently clowns kill (Everybody Loves a Clown)
Wyoming: hell’s gate (All Hell Breaks Loose)
Jack and the Doctor.
John and David.
doing the Doctor Who theme tune.
(listen here)
I love them both so, so much. Gawd.
